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The Night Nurse

So gentle, so sorry, still makes it hurt

The Night Nurse is so gentle and so sorry, and it still hurts. Everything comes in a whisper with a sympathetic frown: bad news with a soft apology, good news as though it were a secret. They love a rule that sounds kind and is not, like handing your two best cards to the player on your right. Shh, this won't hurt. Much.

One night with The Night Nurse

"Shh," said the Night Nurse. "This won't hurt."

The player nodded bravely. "Hand your two best cards to the player on your right."

A pause.

"Okay," whispered the Night Nurse, "it hurts a bit."

Somebody at the table whispered "the good ones?" and the Night Nurse, very kindly, said yes, the good ones.

The player looked at their hand for a long time, and then slid out the two cards that were going to win them the game. The player on the right accepted them with a soft murmur of thanks.

"That wasn't so bad, was it?" said the Night Nurse, sweetly. "You were very brave. I'm putting a gold star on your file."

They did. The player was never quite the same again.

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“Shh, this won't hurt. Hand your two best cards to the player on your right. Okay, it hurts a bit.”

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