The Enforcer

Lives for penalties, hates reading you a pardon

The Enforcer lives for penalties and takes every one of them personally. Reading you a rule that hurts is the best part of the evening, and reading you a pardon is a chore done through gritted teeth. They love a rule with a clear offender and a fixed price: draw two, sit out a turn, hand over your best card. Try not to give them a reason.

One night with The Enforcer

For three hours the Enforcer had been handing out penalties, and the table had begun to wonder whether it was personal. Then somebody played the one card in the deck that cancels the next rule aimed at you, and the Enforcer had to read it out.

"By order of the table," they began, and the rest came out as though pulled with pliers. "The next rule aimed at you... doesn't count."

The lucky player, who had drawn eleven cards that evening, said thank you with enormous care. "Enjoy it while it lasts," the Enforcer grumbled.

It lasted exactly one turn. The very next penalty was announced with a joy so pure it was almost a different voice, and the whole table agreed that this was the real Enforcer.

Hear The Enforcer

“By order of the table... the next rule aimed at you doesn't count. Enjoy it while it lasts.”

Rules The Enforcer says

Twelve Bonus
For the rest of the game, every time a building pile reaches twelve, you draw one card.

From Waiting for a Three, by zaragata, house rules for Skip-Bo
Clean Sweep
Clear the pile now and lead whatever you like.

From Pecking Order, by zaragata, house rules for President
Bounce Back
For the rest of the game, the first Skip played on you each hand skips whoever played it instead.

From Still on Phase Three, by zaragata, house rules for Phase 10
Rent Hike
For the rest of the game, rent on the most expensive property you own is doubled.

From Hostile Takeover, by zaragata, house rules for Monopoly
Refund
Take back one property that was taken from you this game, from wherever it sits now. Nothing taken yet? Draw two cards instead.

From Small Print, by zaragata, house rules for Monopoly Deal
Collection Day
Every other player pays you 1M.

From Rent Is Due, by zaragata, house rules for Monopoly Deal

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