Small Print

For the rest of the game, the first Just Say No played against you does nothing.

Said by The Headmistress

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Take back one property that was taken from you this game, from wherever it sits now. Nothing taken yet? Draw two cards instead.

Said by The Enforcer

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Look at every other player's hand.

Said by The Announcer

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Turn over the top card of the draw pile and choose a player to pay you its value. A card with no value counts as 1M. Then discard it.

Said by The Arbiter

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For the rest of the game, you may play four cards a turn instead of three.

Said by The Clerk

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Choose a player. They sign their name in the air with one finger, then you take a card at random from their hand.

Said by The Boss

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For the rest of the game, you may keep up to ten cards in your hand at the end of your turn instead of seven.

Said by The Doorman

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Choose a player. The next time they pay anyone anything, they pay you 1M on top.

Said by The Warlord

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For the rest of the game, whenever ____ plays a Pass Go, they give you one of the cards they draw.

(the name is filled at the table)

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Search the discard pile for any one card and put it in your hand.

Said by The Deadpan

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For the rest of the game, every time you play an action card, put 1M from your bank on the discard pile.

Said by The Auditor

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Count your bank out loud, card by card, like a very tired bank clerk. Get the total wrong, and pay 1M to the player on your left.

Said by The Comforter

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Until your next turn, hum hold music whenever another player is taking their turn.

Said by The Optimist

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Every other player rates your game so far out of ten, out loud. Pay 1M to whoever scores you lowest, your choice if tied.

Said by The Hype Man

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Pick up the last property you put down and return it to your hand.

Said by The Night Nurse

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Until the end of your next turn, ____ may pay their debts out of your bank as well as their own.

(the name is filled at the table)

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For the rest of the game, say I hereby declare before you play any action card.

Forget, and the card goes on the discard pile with no effect.

Said by The Storyteller

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Discard cards from your hand until you hold three.

Said by The Trickster

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Stand behind your chair until your next turn, like you are waiting in a very long queue.

Said by The Coach

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Give a short, heartfelt thank-you speech to whoever last took something from you this game, then tip them 1M. Nobody has yet? Thank the player on your right.

Said by The Grandpa

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