Zaragata

Mind Your Manners

by zaragata

House rules for Uno

S
Uno Police

For the rest of the game, anyone you catch not saying Uno draws four.

Said by The Sheriff

V
Forbidden Word

Ban any word for the rest of the game. Whoever says it draws one.

Said by The Vamp

H
Your Majesty

For the rest of the game, everyone must call you Your Majesty.

Forget, and draw one.

Said by The Headmistress

C
Thank You Note

For the rest of the game, anyone hit by a Draw card must say thank you to whoever played it.

Forget, and draw one more.

Said by The Clerk

A
Name Ban

For the rest of the game, nobody may say ____'s name.

Say it, and draw one.

(the name is filled at the table)

W
Elbow Check

Everyone with an elbow on the table right now draws two.

Said by The Warlord

B
Front Runner

On the count of three, everyone points at the player they think will win. Whoever gets the most fingers draws four.

Ties all draw.

Said by The Boss

D
Secret Word

Whisper a word to the player on your left. The first other player to say it out loud draws four.

Said by The Doomsayer

D
Question Master

For the rest of the game, you are the question master. Anyone who answers a question you ask draws one.

Said by The Deadpan

O
Uno Before Every Card

For the rest of the game, you must say Uno before every card you play, not just your last.

Forget, and draw one.

Said by The Optimist

S
Third Person

For the rest of the game, you may only speak about yourself in the third person.

Slip, and draw one.

Said by The Storyteller

C
Compliment Round

Pay every other player a sincere compliment, going round from your left. Draw one for every compliment the table finds lazy.

Said by The Comforter

H
Commentator

For the rest of the game, describe every card you play like a sports commentator.

Forget, and draw one.

Said by The Hype Man

T
Accent

____ picks an accent. You speak in it for the rest of the game.

Drop it, and draw one.

(the name is filled at the table)

N
May I

For the rest of the game, ask the whole table's permission before you draw a card.

Draw without asking, and draw two.

Said by The Night Nurse

C
Standing Ovation

Stand up and lead a round of applause for whoever holds the fewest cards. Then draw two.

Said by The Coach

B
Nickname

____ gives you a nickname. For the rest of the game, everyone calls you by it.

(the name is filled at the table)

A
Excuse Me

For the rest of the game, say 'excuse me' before you play any action card.

Forget, and draw two.

Said by The Auditor

E
Rhyme Time

Until your next turn ends, everything you say must rhyme.

Fail, and draw one.

Said by The Enthusiast

A
Ask Nicely

Ask the table, very politely, to let you off. If anyone says no, draw four.

Said by The Arbiter

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