No Time to Think

For the rest of the game, you may jump in: play an exact match of the top card out of turn, and play carries on from you.

Said by The Doorman

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Play every card you hold with the same number as the top card, one after another, right now.

Said by The Clerk

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For the rest of the game, anyone who takes longer than five seconds over their turn draws one. You are exempt.

Said by The Headmistress

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Play a second card straight away. It must match this one.

Said by The Boss

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Once this game, you may throw a Draw Two at any player you like, out of turn.

Said by The Vamp

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For the rest of the game, whenever the same number is played twice in a row, everyone slaps the pile. Last hand down draws two.

Said by The Warlord

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Choose any player. You take their next turn instead of them.

Said by The Enforcer

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On your word, every player races to drop a card of the top card's colour onto the pile. The last to drop one, or anyone without one, draws two.

Said by The Announcer

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Skip the next two players.

Said by The Deadpan

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Choose a player. For the rest of the game, you count five seconds out loud on each of their turns. Too slow, and they draw two.

Said by The Doomsayer

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For the rest of the game, you must stand up before you play any card.

Forget, and draw one.

Said by The Coach

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For the rest of the game, ____ gets three seconds per turn, counted out loud by the whole table.

Too slow, and they draw two.

(the name is filled at the table)

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For the rest of the game, play every card in slow motion. The table judges.

Too fast, and you draw one.

Said by The Comforter

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Draw two, and miss your next turn.

Said by The Optimist

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For the rest of the game, any player holding an exact match of the top card may play it on your turn, before you do.

Said by The Trickster

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On your next turn, you get three seconds, counted out loud by the table.

Miss it, and draw three.

Said by The Best Mate

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For the rest of the game, once a card leaves your hand and touches the pile, it is played.

Take one back, and draw two.

Said by The Auditor

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Hold your hand out flat. The player on your left tries to tap it three times as you pull away. Draw one card for every tap that lands.

Said by The Night Nurse

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Say 'red lorry, yellow lorry' five times fast. Draw one card for every slip.

Said by The Storyteller

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The player on your left shouts a colour. Play a card of it straight away, or draw three.

Said by The Enthusiast

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